How to Fake it:

1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random” [wikipedia random]
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to "Random quotations" [Random Quote]
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” [Explore 7 days]
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use photoshop or similar to put it all together.